My bad.


*ahem*

I'm Alan Smith, I'm 30 years old and from Darlington in England. I live with my girlfriend Jenny and our five month old son, Thomas. I work as an account manager for a telecoms firm looking after business customers and basically being nice to them. It's easy and it pays okay. I'm looking now, though, to move into management. The time is right, I'm mature enough to be taken seriously and still young enough to be fresh, if you get my meaning.

I spend a lot of my spare time on the 'net and I create forums like they're going out of business. My baby is Lurking Mastermind which has been going for about three years now. It's future is uncertain and I'm thinking of selling. This place, L4DForums, is my latest creation and I think if managed right it will be the most successful.

Erm, I like movies, mainly sci-fi and horror and shit like that. I can't go anywhere without music and I'll listen to most stuff that is not happy hardcore or trance/dance crap. I read an awful lot. Books are cool.

And when I grow up I want to be a fighter pilot.