*pulls chain* Back Leroy!
Its a double post, not a big deal... And no matter where it was you couldn't "prove" it wasn't copy+paste so just relax a bit.
Anyway, great story, I love the 'Santa'
The rules do say that it's meant to be hosted here and only here but, meh, GoogleDocs is fine.
I know what you mean about not having the indents on vB, but I've never seen a vB forum with them so I don't think you can...