Choose Your Own Adventure Game - Page 3

**Reginald Assblaine** · April 13th, 2008, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Dangar^

No, I love you MNDF - even though im not on my regular PC, i can still continue on with the comic with.......... MS PAINT!!!!!!! Also I choose Reginalds answer so neurgh!

As you see, my solution rocked.

Originally Posted by MyNameDidntFit

Screw those classes, be a hacker.

If we're choosing other classes, I wanna be a door to door salesman, due to their ability to arrive at any point in time at the worst time which will take enemies off guard. Also, they carry a variety of kitchen utensils which can be used as weapons.

**Anibux** · April 13th, 2008, 01:19 PM

MyNameDidntFit · April 13th, 2008, 01:54 PM

Plus they can sell Cloud Insurance.

**lepricon666** · April 14th, 2008, 03:46 AM

first off i want to say that i laughed insanely hard when i read the hole put gold coins in ur hand and beat the shit out of the blah blah blah i dont care

and if we were gonna stick to the classes that were given i say wizard but since those classes do in fact suck i think he should be a hacker/door to door salesman/ninja/petifile/natzi/necromancer/necrofeliac/the Don

i know it doesnt get better then that

**Dangar^** · April 14th, 2008, 04:24 AM

Srsly, if you guys dont stop making up choices am going to make your class fairy princess!

MyNameDidntFit · April 14th, 2008, 04:39 AM

I couldn't have thought of anything better...

Fairy princesses are always hot, I can't wait 'til the shower scene.

**Dangar^** · April 14th, 2008, 05:50 AM

Urm... you do realise your character is a stick figure with no sexual anatomy whatsoever - but hey, whatever floats your boat.

MyNameDidntFit · April 14th, 2008, 12:20 PM

Or maybe you should update the series with new GFX and DX10 effects to make it uberlifelike?

Jesus man you've gotta keep with the times.

**Reginald Assblaine** · April 14th, 2008, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dangar^

Srsly, if you guys dont stop making up choices am going to make your class fairy princess!

Fairy princess sounds cool.

Originally Posted by Dangar^

Urm... you do realise your character is a stick figure with no sexual anatomy whatsoever - but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Unless you want to admit that your knowledge of sexual anatomy is somewhat inadequate, i suggest you draw boobs on the soon to become fairy princess to amuse the forumers.
By the forumers I do of course mean myself.

**lepricon666** · April 14th, 2008, 08:43 PM

ok if were gonna get sexuall thn definatly a stripper or slut

but i still say necrofeliac

**Reginald Assblaine** · April 14th, 2008, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by lepricon666

ok if were gonna get sexuall thn definatly a stripper or slut

but i still say necrofeliac

Thats just dirty.

Although, while we're on the subject, are you a necrophiliac if you do the no pants dance with a zombie, cause theyre the living dead

MyNameDidntFit · April 15th, 2008, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by Reginald Assblaine

Thats just dirty.

Although, while we're on the subject, are you a necrophiliac if you do the no pants dance with a zombie, cause theyre the living dead

Of course not, you forgot the key word: "living dead"

**Dangar^** · April 15th, 2008, 07:21 AM

You feel a strong shockwave go throughout your body and are overwhelmed by an amazing power inside you, you are level 2!

You look down, expecting to see a mighty warrior outfit or majestic wizard robe and you are.... in a fairy outfit? What, that can't be right.. you look like a girl. You suddenly feel your masculinity fading away - you need to do something quick before you start using a coaster or watching Grey's Anatomy...

You realise you have a little bit of XP left-over, you check the rulebooks - and it turns out that since your level 2 and have just the right amount of XP, you can join the dark side! You open some option menus and suddenly, a dark enery fills you and you join the dark side.

You look down, still the same outfit - but with colours inverted. Well - atleast you don't look a tranny anymore - but you still look like a queer.

Well, tough luck. Now to choose your mastery - or skills. Since you are a magic type, you can choose your starter spells, Do you want to have... (You can choose 2 spells!)

1) Fire ball, Burning things is fun!

2) Frozen ball, Ice to meet you.

3) Electro ball, Zapity-zap-zap!

4) Healing spell, Stand back and lemme work my magic!

5) Cloak spell, Now you see me - now you don't!

6) WTF spell - a random spell that could do just about anything!

MyNameDidntFit · April 15th, 2008, 08:08 AM

Definitely the WTF spell.
And then perhaps the fire one cause as you said so rightly; burning shit is fun!

**Reginald Assblaine** · April 15th, 2008, 04:48 PM

WTF fo' sure. And then cloak spell, so no one can see how gay we look.

MyNameDidntFit · April 15th, 2008, 06:14 PM

Good point... Or maybe we could get a spell and then just use a paper bag for the looks, I mean, its what they were invented for isn't it?

**xDemosthenes** · April 15th, 2008, 07:03 PM

Okay right, got photoshop working, YOU FIGHT THE TROLL!

You grip your sword and with all your might you charge towards the troll!

You swing as hard as you can, and the sword of lens-flare shatters into a million pieces... oh well, i guess you get what you pay for.

Luckily the troll only let you off with a savage beating, and you get to live for another day! Unfortunately though, your kidneys have failed and so have some other vital organs so for the meantime you can't really do much.

You crawl fowards trying to find some medicine to cure you, but suddenly a shadowy figure approaches!

2) Fight the bastard, whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

**Reginald Assblaine** · April 15th, 2008, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by xDemosthenes

Okay right, got photoshop working, YOU FIGHT THE TROLL!

You grip your sword and with all your might you charge towards the troll!

You swing as hard as you can, and the sword of lens-flare shatters into a million pieces... oh well, i guess you get what you pay for.

Luckily the troll only let you off with a savage beating, and you get to live for another day! Unfortunately though, your kidneys have failed and so have some other vital organs so for the meantime you can't really do much.

You crawl fowards trying to find some medicine to cure you, but suddenly a shadowy figure approaches!

2) Fight the bastard, whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

It may just be me, but im pretty sure the adventure has gone past that stage

**lepricon666** · April 15th, 2008, 09:20 PM

no i think its all of us

**lepricon666** · April 15th, 2008, 09:21 PM

wtf i said i wanted a necrofeliac this is bull shit im deffinatly rebeling are u with me Reginald?

April 13th, 2008, 01:19 PM	#42 (permalink)
Anibux Folk nation 4 lyfe Join Date: Feb 08 Posts: 141	lol

April 13th, 2008, 01:54 PM	#43 (permalink)
MyNameDidntFit That other red guy Join Date: Jan 08 Location: Australia National Flag: Steam ID: corey174 Posts: 2,386	Plus they can sell Cloud Insurance.
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April 14th, 2008, 03:46 AM	#44 (permalink)
lepricon666 Gamer Join Date: Feb 08 Location: MA U.S.A. Posts: 90	first off i want to say that i laughed insanely hard when i read the hole put gold coins in ur hand and beat the shit out of the blah blah blah i dont care and if we were gonna stick to the classes that were given i say wizard but since those classes do in fact suck i think he should be a hacker/door to door salesman/ninja/petifile/natzi/necromancer/necrofeliac/the Don i know it doesnt get better then that
	Why are we all dying to live if we're just living to die

April 14th, 2008, 04:39 AM	#46 (permalink)
MyNameDidntFit That other red guy Join Date: Jan 08 Location: Australia National Flag: Steam ID: corey174 Posts: 2,386	I couldn't have thought of anything better... Fairy princesses are always hot, I can't wait 'til the shower scene.
	Veiled Duality

April 14th, 2008, 12:20 PM	#48 (permalink)
MyNameDidntFit That other red guy Join Date: Jan 08 Location: Australia National Flag: Steam ID: corey174 Posts: 2,386	Or maybe you should update the series with new GFX and DX10 effects to make it uberlifelike? Jesus man you've gotta keep with the times.
	Veiled Duality

April 14th, 2008, 04:24 AM	#45 (permalink)
Dangar^ German Poo Sex Join Date: Feb 08 Location: Kickin' It Up East Style Posts: 675	Srsly, if you guys dont stop making up choices am going to make your class fairy princess!

April 14th, 2008, 05:50 AM	#47 (permalink)
Dangar^ German Poo Sex Join Date: Feb 08 Location: Kickin' It Up East Style Posts: 675	Urm... you do realise your character is a stick figure with no sexual anatomy whatsoever - but hey, whatever floats your boat.

April 14th, 2008, 08:43 PM	#50 (permalink)
lepricon666 Gamer Join Date: Feb 08 Location: MA U.S.A. Posts: 90	ok if were gonna get sexuall thn definatly a stripper or slut but i still say necrofeliac
	Why are we all dying to live if we're just living to die

April 15th, 2008, 07:21 AM	#53 (permalink)
Dangar^ German Poo Sex Join Date: Feb 08 Location: Kickin' It Up East Style Posts: 675	You feel a strong shockwave go throughout your body and are overwhelmed by an amazing power inside you, you are level 2! You look down, expecting to see a mighty warrior outfit or majestic wizard robe and you are.... in a fairy outfit? What, that can't be right.. you look like a girl. You suddenly feel your masculinity fading away - you need to do something quick before you start using a coaster or watching Grey's Anatomy... You realise you have a little bit of XP left-over, you check the rulebooks - and it turns out that since your level 2 and have just the right amount of XP, you can join the dark side! You open some option menus and suddenly, a dark enery fills you and you join the dark side. You look down, still the same outfit - but with colours inverted. Well - atleast you don't look a tranny anymore - but you still look like a queer. Well, tough luck. Now to choose your mastery - or skills. Since you are a magic type, you can choose your starter spells, Do you want to have... (You can choose 2 spells!) 1) Fire ball, Burning things is fun! 2) Frozen ball, Ice to meet you. 3) Electro ball, Zapity-zap-zap! 4) Healing spell, Stand back and lemme work my magic! 5) Cloak spell, Now you see me - now you don't! 6) WTF spell - a random spell that could do just about anything!
	Last edited by Dangar^; April 15th, 2008 at 07:27 AM..

April 15th, 2008, 08:08 AM	#54 (permalink)
MyNameDidntFit That other red guy Join Date: Jan 08 Location: Australia National Flag: Steam ID: corey174 Posts: 2,386	Definitely the WTF spell. And then perhaps the fire one cause as you said so rightly; burning shit is fun!
	Veiled Duality

April 15th, 2008, 04:48 PM	#55 (permalink)
Reginald Assblaine One Bad Radish MOFO Join Date: Feb 08 Location: Wales National Flag: Posts: 836	WTF fo' sure. And then cloak spell, so no one can see how gay we look.
	MySignitureDidntFit OhWaitYesItDid

April 15th, 2008, 06:14 PM	#56 (permalink)
MyNameDidntFit That other red guy Join Date: Jan 08 Location: Australia National Flag: Steam ID: corey174 Posts: 2,386	Good point... Or maybe we could get a spell and then just use a paper bag for the looks, I mean, its what they were invented for isn't it?
	Veiled Duality

April 15th, 2008, 07:03 PM	#57 (permalink)
xDemosthenes L4D Forums Member Join Date: Apr 08 Location: Reno Posts: 12	Okay right, got photoshop working, YOU FIGHT THE TROLL! You grip your sword and with all your might you charge towards the troll! You swing as hard as you can, and the sword of lens-flare shatters into a million pieces... oh well, i guess you get what you pay for. Luckily the troll only let you off with a savage beating, and you get to live for another day! Unfortunately though, your kidneys have failed and so have some other vital organs so for the meantime you can't really do much. You crawl fowards trying to find some medicine to cure you, but suddenly a shadowy figure approaches! 2) Fight the bastard, whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

April 15th, 2008, 09:20 PM	#59 (permalink)
lepricon666 Gamer Join Date: Feb 08 Location: MA U.S.A. Posts: 90	no i think its all of us
	Why are we all dying to live if we're just living to die

April 15th, 2008, 09:21 PM	#60 (permalink)
lepricon666 Gamer Join Date: Feb 08 Location: MA U.S.A. Posts: 90	wtf i said i wanted a necrofeliac this is bull shit im deffinatly rebeling are u with me Reginald?
	Why are we all dying to live if we're just living to die

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